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CagePotato Ban: Bringing Back Your Old Self

(If you see the old Wandy, please call our missing-legend hotline at 1-888-AX-MURDR.)  “I’ve rededicated myself, I’m completely remotivated. I just need to get back the old Clay — getting them to the...

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Cage Potato Ban Violation Alert: Brandon Vera

(You may have been listening to us, Brandon. But you certainly weren’t *hearing* us.) I swear you guys, sometimes it almost seems like these fighters are not constantly checking our site for updates...

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Brett Rogers Shaves Mohawk, Violates CagePotato Ban

(Props: FightersOnlyMagazine) It's the first time we've seen Brett Rogers in months, and what are the very first words out of his mouth? "Basically, man, I feel like I'm kinda going back to my old...

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CagePotato Ban: Blaming an Injury for a Lackluster Performance and Saying God...

(Talk of bruised ribs and doing god’s work in the cage don’t belong in a post-fight interview) Watching Anderson Silva get dominated on the feet and the ground by Chael Sonnen for the better part of...

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CagePotato Ban: The Phrase ‘You Guys’ in Headlines, You Guys

By BG It’s funny how things we casually write on this site can grow to have a life of their own. From “The Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory” to the “Stockton Heybuddy,” tossed-off gags turn into...

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CagePotato Ban: Giving It Up for ‘Heart’

(Shane may have had heart, balls, guts, and a chin, but they were no match for Junior’s elite-level anatomical-metaphor defense.) We’re almost a week removed from the magnificent beatdown that Junior...

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Make It, Take It: Heart is Awesome

So”heart of a champion” is just a meaningless phrase?     PicProps: Esther Lin Heart is awesome. Guts are more important to cage fighting than Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Balls sell more tickets than Olympic...

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CagePotato Ban: Saying You’re an ’0-0 Fighter’ When You’re Not

(Props: MMAFighting.com) Ben Rothwell‘s stint in the UFC hasn’t gone the way he’d hoped. After a TKO loss to Cain Velasquez during his Octagon debut in October 2009, the former IFL standout followed...

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CagePotato Ban: Having Your Champion Fight in Non-Title Fights

Remember: The real champion is the guy on the right. Seriously. Both images via Sherdog. For those of you who haven’t noticed, Bellator’s Light-heavyweight champion Christian M’Pumbu lost his...

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CagePotato Ban: Asking if Something Is ‘Fair’

(Hughes has been hunting since he was in camo diapers, but never has he seen anything with a rack that nice.) By Jason Moles Over the past few days, there’s been a lot of talk about what is fair and...

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CagePotato Ban: Blaming a Failed Drug Test on an Over-the-Counter Supplement

Sheesh, Randy and Chuck have really been hitting the Centrum Silver since they retired, huh? Ever since the Dietary Supplement Health and Education Act was passed in 1994, athletes have been aware...

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CagePotato Ban: Anderson Silva’s Managers Being Allowed to Speak in Public

The last time we saw Anderson Silva’s manager Ed Soares, he was telling Inside MMA — with a straight face! — that Michael Bisping would be a good option for Silva’s next middleweight title defense....

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CagePotato Ban: MMA Fighters Announcing Their Retirement, Then Immediately...

(Okay, okay,okay, *you* can do whatever you want, Aleks. Just stop looking at us like that.)  Earlier today, it was announced that former PRIDE star and perpetual blue-balled can crusher, Aleksander...

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CagePotato Ban: Anything to Do With the Bickering Between Jenna Jameson and...

(Nope. Nothing to see here. Everyone just move along. Photo via Iamflashdance.)  If following loosely MMA-related minor celebrities on Twitter is your thing, there’s a chance that you have already...

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CagePotato Ban: Fighters Being *Too* Honest About Their Sketchy Pasts

(Pictured above: The exception to the rule.) There isn’t a human being among us who doesn’t have some skeletons in their closet. As a species, we are often genetically predisposed to mental disease,...

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CagePotato Ban: Pretending to Care About the Fighters When Your Actions Prove...

(I respect and adore these brave warriors who risk their WAIT HE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN I MAKE WORKING PART-TIME AT HOT TOPIC?! DIE IN A FIRE, SCUMBAG!) By Seth Falvo This is a ban that we’ve been...

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CagePotato Ban: MMA Fighters Trying to Box Roy Jones Jr. (and Vice Versa)

(Ariel Helwani breaks the news of this potential freak show on MMA Tonight.) Alright, enough is enough. For what seems like a decade now, Roy Jones Jr. has been making it his life’s pursuit to box an...

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CagePotato Ban: Calling For “Superfights” That Are Anything But

(Horrendous photoshop or future UFC poster? The answer may surprise you…) By Jared Jones Johny Hendricks has not fought since narrowly defeating Robbie Lawler to earn the welterweight title back at...

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CagePotato Ban: Saying You Don’t Care If Your Opponents Are Using PEDs

(Bagautinov’s doping wasn’t enough to earn him a victory — but that’s no reason to let him off the hook. / Photo via MMAJunkie) Now that random drug testing is nailing MMA fighters on a regular basis,...

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CagePotato Ban: Offering to Give Your Purse to Your Opponent If __ Happens...

(via Combat Lifestyle) By Jared Jones If you’re like me, you often like to spice up the average night of fights by placing a few bets. In an era where Tony Ferguson vs. Danny Castillo is deemed worthy...

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